“Okay, so you know by now that we often come to our conclusions on the films that we mention in this column after only watching the trailer, but I don’t think anyone is going to argue with us when we say that The International has quite easily the most boring trailer ever. There’s some kind of conspiracy involving a corrupt bank and Clive Owen and Naomi Watts have to solve it before you fall asleep!”

I moan about how bad the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween is in this article, too. It’s so bad I feel embarrassed to even be thinking about it.