“Hitman stars Timothy Olyphant as an assassin with no parents—and a bald head, so sucks to be that guy. We suppose he’s got all these mad combat skills to make up for it, but who wants to be a baldy orphan? Not us. We’ve got a lot of interest in video game adaptations, usually, but as this one was directed by Xavier Gens we haven’t held out much hope it would be much more than very pretty and utterly forgettable (Frontières, his Midnight Madness entry, must have had a script that was little more than a checklist of horror movie tropes.)”

I’ve yet to play a Hitman game. I’ve wanted to for ages (I like that kind of game) I’ve just never had one in my “to play” pile of games. I’ll get around to them, though.