“Tut tut tut. We’re all very disappointed in you, John Krasinski, for your decision to star in License to Wed. Sure, you’ve been working so hard to build up your hipster cred—interviewing the Shins, playing on stage with Ben Gibbard, but I’m afraid we might have to revoke your hipster privileges.”

I like the American version of The Office roughly a billion times more than I liked the British version. This does not make me a bad person (it just makes me someone who really, really hates Ricky Gervais.)