Comments on: 52 Gaming Similes To Describe Your Relationship

By: Client X

Client X — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:15:00 +0000

“Alone in the Dark: …’Nuff said, really.

Comment by Edward — April 12, 2007 @ 2:56 pm”

That’s classic, dude.

By: Client X

Client X — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:53:54 +0000

Milon’s Secret Castle – You are impossible for me to figure out and not worth the effort it would take for me to cheat. Burn in hell, sadistic creation of Satan.

Golden Tee – you are about as fun as watching old people hump.

Killer Instinct – it kills me when you show your boobs.

Tomb Raider – I only spend money on you because I love staring at your butt.

Spy Hunter – Everybody is trying to murder and sabotage me, but at least the soundtrack is cool.

Bubble Bobble – You’re a scaly little monster who eats nothing but junk food, plus your breath is fatal.

Monopoly – You own everything and I’m in jail.

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas – I’d rather drive around shooting, stealing and avoiding cops than hang out with you or any of my other girlfriends.
I wear that gimp suit in public.

Toejam & Earl – I have a third leg and you’re a big fat alien.

Final Fantasy XII – I am a stupid, fruity looking little thief who has surrounded himself with hot chicks who ignore me. If I only had a pimpin’ ride like that Balthier guy has…

Final Fantasy XII – Ever since we got together, I’ve been gathering weapons. The weapons are getting more dangerous.

Final Fantasy XII – You’re a Playboy bunny and the hottest chick around but I’m pretty sure you’re a lesbian. Somehow that makes me want you more.

Final Fantasy XII – Shut up, princess. I’d quit using you if you ever stopped wearing that skirt.

Final Fantasy XII – You look like a homosexual pirate, your accent is fake (Britain doesn’t even EXIST in this realm) and I only hang out with you because you have a nice vehicle. Shut up and fly me to the market, you unfathomable tool.

Virtual Boy – You always have a headache, you are aesthetically disgusting and the fact that you exist makes me ashamed. If I tried to sell you, I would fail. Hard.

By: Client X

Client X — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:33:51 +0000

S.O.C.O.M. Navy Seals (online) – It was the best thing ever before all the cheating happened.

By: Seraphin

Seraphin — Sat, 16 May 2009 02:34:10 +0000

Stepmania/DDR – Half the time i can’t keep up with you.

By: james

james — Mon, 11 May 2009 05:56:14 +0000

This is stupid

By: Nate

Nate — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:42:14 +0000

Suikoden: You might think I’m OCD, but I love it when it’s just you.. me.. and 106 of our friends. Even the dead ones.

By: Kheetor

Kheetor — Sat, 09 May 2009 11:35:30 +0000

Grim Fandango: Sooner or later we all push up flowers.

By: Peter

Peter — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:03:19 +0000

The Crysis one FTW

By: Jay

Jay — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 08:25:43 +0000

Our relationship is like…
WoW: I’m tired of you doing it from behind!

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 18:07:32 +0000

Left 4 Dead: No matter how long I leave you hanging off the ledge, you just won’t fucking let go.

Team Fortress 2: No matter how much I change, I’m just not good enough.